clumsyoctopus: life rules - you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude
wanderlustinmymind-deactivated2 asked: do you want to be sad with me ): i have to say good bye to Fred soon. ): i havent even told him that tomorrow and saturday are our last driving days. ):
heysammy: largerthanlifeus: consultingskeletontribute: somesortof-death-frisbee: imyouraziraphale: One two three four I declare a time war. #five #six #seven #eight #daleks scream #EXTER-MIN-ATE Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve. The Doctor died, and Silence Fell Twelve, Eleven, Ten, Nine. Here he goes, back in time. FOUR FOR YOU WHOVIANS. YOU GO WHOVIANS.
Remember in Mockingjay?
peetatoast: nightlocksalad: When Katniss rips out her ear piece? And Haymitch threatens her with the head shackle and the microchip ear piece? Could you imagine what would happen if Haymitch went ahead and had the microchip ear piece surgically put in and they never ended up taking it out? Katniss and Peeta could just be laying in bed, silently. And Haymitch would just be all “Good job,...
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
Anonymous asked: why are you so sad? :(
[[MORE]]Seriously Logan gtfo. At this point I want to drink some coke and rum til I feel better and watch south park. Work just needs to start so I can go back to keeping my ass off this piece of shit machine.
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
wolfofthemoon: rebellion-is-art: kitkatmreow: gravityisforsuckers: Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.” THKBNFJS THLAY DG. holy shit THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG that was pretty good actually THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPEDOVERTHELZYDOG dude it wouldn’t do it for B, N, or A. TEQUICKBROWNFOXJUPOVERTELAZYO Woah THKBNFJPSTHLAYDG ...
[[MORE]]Dear brother please go upstairs so I can be miserable and not have to deal with anyone else being around so if I feel like crying I can.
pockytardis: dragonsroar: hetero yuri yaoi nonshippers long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then, everything changed when the yaoi nation attacked #only the multishipper master of all four shippings could stop them #but when the world needed them most #they vanished
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tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches then he started to cry and ran off and yelled they all...
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
julieruin: my religion textbook said that sarcasm and irony are sins